I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time
These plus size models are so toned, tall, blemish-free and pear-shaped. They are unrealistic too and advertisments think they are so forward thinking with “All bodies are beautiful” but they haven’t got a clue.
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
GSHS were banned from playing ‘thnks fr th mmrs’ at their games so we brought them to MONUMENTOUR in Scranton to play with us instead.
Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.
Spend your time on those who love you unconditionally. Don’t waste it on those that only love you when the conditions are right for them.
3 Ways to Speak English.
Jamila Lyiscott is a “tri-tongued orator;” in her powerful spoken-word essay “Broken English,” she celebrates — and challenges — the three distinct flavors of English she speaks with her friends, in the classroom and with her parents. As she explores the complicated history and present-day identity that each language represents, she unpacks what it means to be “articulate.”
Shit got real
notice the audience
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents
no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire
#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc